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The Democratic Republic of Fetatonich

“Feta cheese is delicious”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the South Pacific

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Fetatonich

Population2.933 billion

CapitalGasfinonan
LeaderNour
FaithAtheism

CurrencyFeta
AnimalGoat

The Democratic Republic of Fetatonich is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Nour with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, parental licensing program, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.933 billion Fetatonichians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gasfinonan. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fetatonichian economy, worth 352 trillion Fetas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 120,132 Fetas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Goats are considered a delicacy, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, and rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fetatonich's national animal is the Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Fetatonich is ranked 202,745th in the world and 8,137th in the South Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -17.78 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,827thMost Influential: 2,961stLargest Welfare Programs: 3,178thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,461stMost Inclusive: 3,950thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,560thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,122ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,136thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,283rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,316thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,364thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,432ndMost Advanced Public Education: 5,724thNicest Citizens: 6,060thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,337thMost Developed: 6,462ndMost Secular: 6,793rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,939thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,304thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,811thLargest Governments: 8,508thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,588thSmartest Citizens: 8,628thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,970thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,194thTop
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Safest: 10,968thBest Weather: 11,158thMost Cultured: 12,150thMost Pacifist: 13,306thHighest Drug Use: 16,219thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,079thHealthiest Citizens: 17,174thLowest Crime Rates: 18,939thNudest: 20,253rdMost Efficient Economies: 20,338th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 87th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 96th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 99th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 128th in the regionMost Inclusive: 136th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 137th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 141st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 141st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 147th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 159th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 170th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 186th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 187th in the regionMost Developed: 195th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 204th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 208th in the regionNicest Citizens: 212th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 213th in the regionLargest Governments: 218th in the regionMost Secular: 255th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 256th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 267th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 305th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 315th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 321st in the regionMost Cultured: 344th in the regionBest Weather: 350th in the regionMost Influential: 367th in the regionSafest: 406th in the regionNudest: 409th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 484th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 532nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 541st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 558th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 585th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 622nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 723rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fetatonich, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
  • : Following new legislation in Fetatonich, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress.
  • : Following new legislation in Fetatonich, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Fetatonich, Goats are considered a delicacy.
  • : Following new legislation in Fetatonich, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers.
  • : Fetatonich was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes, Highest Workforce Participation Rate, Longest Average Lifespans, and Safest and the Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Fetatonich's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in Fetatonich, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
  • : Following new legislation in Fetatonich, parents who reward their teens' chores with concert tickets are charged with illegal reselling.
  • : Following new legislation in Fetatonich, ad-blocking has been nationalised.

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