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The Democratic Republic of Fetatonich

“Feta cheese is delicious”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the South Pacific

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Fetatonich

Population1.338 billion

CapitalGasfinonan
LeaderNour
FaithAtheism

CurrencyFeta
AnimalGoat

The Democratic Republic of Fetatonich is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Nour with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.338 billion Fetatonichians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gasfinonan. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Fetatonichian economy, worth 139 trillion Fetas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 104,380 Fetas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nationalized auto industry is adept at making durable little cars nobody wants to drive, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign government's extravagances, and tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fetatonich's national animal is the Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Fetatonich is ranked 148,334th in the world and 5,983rd in the South Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -8.83 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,282ndMost Influential: 3,055thMost Secular: 4,178thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,255thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,821stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,401stMost Inclusive: 5,401stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,731stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,813thNicest Citizens: 6,824thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,843rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,169thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,743rdTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 8,068thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,400thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,811thBest Weather: 8,936thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,757thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,147thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,301stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,535thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,956thMost Pacifist: 11,529thSmartest Citizens: 11,862ndHighest Poor Incomes: 12,040thLargest Governments: 12,760thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,810thSafest: 13,226thHealthiest Citizens: 15,342nd
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Largest Welfare Programs: 118th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 126th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 149th in the regionMost Secular: 161st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 165th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 174th in the regionMost Inclusive: 186th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 207th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 219th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 229th in the regionNicest Citizens: 241st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 248th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 264th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 267th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 278th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 278th in the regionBest Weather: 293rd in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 326th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 327th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 334th in the regionLargest Governments: 338th in the regionMost Influential: 352nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 355th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 360th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 387th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 438th in the regionMost Pacifist: 449th in the regionSafest: 496th in the regionMost Developed: 504th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 514th in the regionMost Cultured: 518th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 590th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fetatonich, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Fetatonich, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign government's extravagances.
  • : Following new legislation in Fetatonich, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
  • : Following new legislation in Fetatonich, the nationalized auto industry is adept at making durable little cars nobody wants to drive.
  • : Following new legislation in Fetatonich, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house.
  • : Following new legislation in Fetatonich, the property market is in a bit of a state.
  • : Following new legislation in Fetatonich, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • : Following new legislation in Fetatonich, Eckie-Ecola has declared that their soda poop is The Real Thing.
  • : Fetatonich was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Fetatonich, gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up.

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