“Feta cheese is delicious”
|Category: Democratic Socialists|
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: the South Pacific
The Democratic Republic of Fetatonich is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Nour with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.338 billion Fetatonichians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gasfinonan. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Fetatonichian economy, worth 139 trillion Fetas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 104,380 Fetas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nationalized auto industry is adept at making durable little cars nobody wants to drive, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign government's extravagances, and tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fetatonich's national animal is the Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Fetatonich, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
- : Following new legislation in Fetatonich, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign government's extravagances.
- : Following new legislation in Fetatonich, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
- : Following new legislation in Fetatonich, the nationalized auto industry is adept at making durable little cars nobody wants to drive.
- : Following new legislation in Fetatonich, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house.
- : Following new legislation in Fetatonich, the property market is in a bit of a state.
- : Following new legislation in Fetatonich, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
- : Following new legislation in Fetatonich, Eckie-Ecola has declared that their soda poop is The Real Thing.
- : Fetatonich was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Fetatonich, gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up.
Endorsements Received: 69 » Volaworand, Erinor, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Barabarom, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Beepee, Saciu, Luddinlande, Aumeltopia, Quiescent, Phanama, Anachronolandia, Kringalia, Sandaoguo, Aywhyou, Sedunn, Auphelia, Jaxon, The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine, Whimichy, Xandev, Farengeto, Land Without Shrimp, Jahass, Wehraboos, Academy of Umbrellas, North Catimestistrianes, Akindom, Jehenna, Fuso and Chunggu, The Filippinas, Drugged Monkeys, Churumduul, Tsunamy, Mew Nation, Unidum, Agalaesia, Qawe, Upper Tyrconnel, Amerion, Wild Space, Great Africans, Qvait, Rebel-topia, Dasko, P R of China, United Federated States of Omega, Hanguk-Nippon, Ariankido, Westoc Kinness, and 19 others.Jennaterra, Pays de Loire, Abarri, Aidenfieeld, Aurcania, Ketathinamiri Islands, Yeldarbsland, UnShleepd, New Briantown, Solega, Spearos, Havenfell, Concrete Slab, Imperial Duck, Mapico, Marinho Islands, Empa Aserium, Gecetesse, and Kopashu.