The Disputed Territories of FH Kappa is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its teetotalling pirates, daily referendums, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, devout population of 740 million FH Kappans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 54.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse FH Kappan economy, worth 62.7 trillion Szchequinns a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 84,690 Szchequinns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents ask their ten-year-olds for help with their government-mandated book reports, the government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations, island residents must resort to canoes and sailboats to get to work, and too many hyper-intelligent chefs can spoil the allegorical broth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FH Kappa's national animal is the Dugong, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

FH Kappa is ranked 224,090^th in the world and 491^st in Nihon for Least Corrupt Governments, with 72.11 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.