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The Republic of Fheizchia

“Evil has no limit”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Worlds of Colors

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Fheizchia

Population6.719 billion

CurrencyEvil Dollar
AnimalDodo

The Republic of Fheizchia is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.719 billion Fheizchians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 25.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Fheizchian economy, worth a remarkable 1,716 trillion Evil Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 255,522 Evil Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room, and textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fheizchia's national animal is the Dodo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fheizchia is ranked 39,837th in the world and 30th in Worlds of Colors for Most Stationary, with 1,136.13655064992 days.

Top
1%
Most Patriotic: 390thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 825thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 846thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 847thMost Armed: 1,592ndMost Devout: 1,762ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,884thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,336thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,673rdMost Corrupt Governments: 2,724thTop
5%
Healthiest Citizens: 4,143rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,987thLargest Black Market: 5,688thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,890thLowest Crime Rates: 6,117thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,036thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,396thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,560thMost Efficient Economies: 10,354thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,322ndLargest Mining Sector: 12,395thNudest: 12,542ndTop
10%
Highest Economic Output: 15,122ndSmartest Citizens: 15,372ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,041stMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,317thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,212thLargest Governments: 20,406thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,100thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,854thHighest Food Quality: 22,938thMost Influential: 23,898thMost Developed: 29,560th
Top
5%
Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionTop
10%
Most Armed: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 11th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fheizchia, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Fheizchia, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room.
  • : Following new legislation in Fheizchia, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs.
  • : Following new legislation in Fheizchia, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity.
  • : Following new legislation in Fheizchia, code enforcement officers circle wealthy Fheizchians like vultures.
  • : Following new legislation in Fheizchia, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.
  • : Following new legislation in Fheizchia, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Fheizchia City to enjoy their national art.
  • : Following new legislation in Fheizchia, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
  • : Following new legislation in Fheizchia, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
  • : Following new legislation in Fheizchia, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool.

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