Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Apprentice
Location: Worlds of Colors
Population | 6.719 billion |
Currency | Evil Dollar |
Animal | Dodo |
The Republic of Fheizchia is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.719 billion Fheizchians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 25.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Fheizchian economy, worth a remarkable 1,716 trillion Evil Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 255,522 Evil Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room, and textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fheizchia's national animal is the Dodo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Fheizchia is ranked 39,837th in the world and 30th in Worlds of Colors for Most Stationary, with 1,136.13655064992 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Fheizchia, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be.
- : Following new legislation in Fheizchia, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room.
- : Following new legislation in Fheizchia, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs.
- : Following new legislation in Fheizchia, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity.
- : Following new legislation in Fheizchia, code enforcement officers circle wealthy Fheizchians like vultures.
- : Following new legislation in Fheizchia, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.
- : Following new legislation in Fheizchia, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Fheizchia City to enjoy their national art.
- : Following new legislation in Fheizchia, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
- : Following new legislation in Fheizchia, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
- : Following new legislation in Fheizchia, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool.