“Strength Through Freedom”
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Regional Influence: Squire
Location: the South Pacific
The Republic of Fighting Kawi Ninja is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its closed borders, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.35 billion Fighting Kawi Ninjans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woodbridge. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Fighting Kawi Ninjan economy, worth 668 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 153,775 rupees, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 542,401 per year while the poor average 31,537, a ratio of 17.2 to 1.
Stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry, real chickens replace rooster weather vanes on inner-city rooftop gardens, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50, and the domestic version of the Paddington Bear movie was a far shorter and bloodier tale. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fighting Kawi Ninja's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Fighting Kawi Ninja endorsed The Armed Republic of Delian Gol.
- : Following new legislation in Fighting Kawi Ninja, the domestic version of the Paddington Bear movie was a far shorter and bloodier tale.
- : Following new legislation in Fighting Kawi Ninja, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50.
- : Following new legislation in Fighting Kawi Ninja, real chickens replace rooster weather vanes on inner-city rooftop gardens.
- : Following new legislation in Fighting Kawi Ninja, stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry.
- : Fighting Kawi Ninja was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Delian Gol.
- : Fighting Kawi Ninja endorsed The Republic of Los Rodeos.
- : Following new legislation in Fighting Kawi Ninja, the government's stance on marriage is 'Let Fighting Kawi Ninjans marry themselves'.
- : Following new legislation in Fighting Kawi Ninja, one lone government employee can be seen hunting for the elusive stray white dog.
- : Following new legislation in Fighting Kawi Ninja, eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas.
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