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The Republic of Fighting Kawi Ninja

“Strength Through Freedom”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the South Pacific

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Fighting Kawi Ninja

Population4.35 billion

CapitalWoodbridge

Currencyrupee
Animallion

The Republic of Fighting Kawi Ninja is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its closed borders, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.35 billion Fighting Kawi Ninjans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woodbridge. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Fighting Kawi Ninjan economy, worth 668 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 153,775 rupees, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 542,401 per year while the poor average 31,537, a ratio of 17.2 to 1.

Stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry, real chickens replace rooster weather vanes on inner-city rooftop gardens, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50, and the domestic version of the Paddington Bear movie was a far shorter and bloodier tale. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fighting Kawi Ninja's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fighting Kawi Ninja is ranked 199,344th in the world and 7,404th in the South Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -7.07 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 107thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 665thMost Influential: 948thMost Primitive: 1,002ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,440thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,502ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,660thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,692ndLargest Black Market: 4,409thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,468thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,555thMost Efficient Economies: 5,042ndMost Corrupt Governments: 5,436thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,558thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,579thBest Weather: 5,849thHealthiest Citizens: 6,029thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,912thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,242ndMost Cultured: 8,080thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,623rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,746thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,913thTop
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Most Developed: 11,693rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,531stHighest Average Incomes: 12,827thLargest Governments: 13,777thLowest Crime Rates: 15,302ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,533rdMost Inclusive: 20,986thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,080th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 34th in the regionMost Primitive: 53rd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 91st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 101st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 104th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 108th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 111th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 127th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 138th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 140th in the regionLargest Black Market: 141st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 158th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 171st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 181st in the regionBest Weather: 190th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 196th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 212th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 221st in the regionMost Cultured: 239th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 273rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 286th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 317th in the regionMost Developed: 344th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 349th in the regionLargest Governments: 382nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 407th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 441st in the regionMost Stationary: 451st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 455th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 553rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 601st in the regionLargest Populations: 628th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 763rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 783rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 819th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 225 » Pencil Sharpeners 2, Volaworand, The Solar System Scope, Luddinlande, Aidenfieeld, Curlyhoward, Escevola, Oxsania, Seliyan progressive Islands, Rebel-topia, Walloonia, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Avalonica, RestartAll, Sthalrim, Pax Dracon, Tsvetania, Ridehale, Nowa Europa, Si-topia, Aywhyou, Poopisiya, Wese Zippopiteradgil, Jehenna, Theorin, The Two Jerseys, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Kiasu-ism, Spazzhole, Darakin, Calistan, Utondara, Bod Wareenaland, Nova Montron, Drystar, Pamela And Hepatitis, Yellunstryer, Madhonia, Sanden, Hanguk-Nippon, Japanese Federal Republic, Ancient Slobovia, St Oaks, The United Expanse, The naked people, Linguiniland, Dankstergrad, Trelatche, Sedunn, and 175 others.Angevin Britannia, Saciu, Mantas Meow, Noire Denholm, Farengeto, Drugged Monkeys, Havenfell, PEPEP, Center Lisle, Kholdan, FreeFishers, New Briantown, North Kanuckistan, Sandaoguo, Vos Dothrak, GI-Land, Great Andora, Kringalia, Sagada, Erinor, Tsunamy, Aumeltopia, Beepee, Silberne Wache, Esfalsa, Barabarom, Isokenzar, USNE2018, Aguatania, Cuuldere, Xandev, Kandorith, Qvait, Whimichy, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, The Filippinas, Stoniamera, Dasko, Crystal Creation, PenguinPies, Amerion, Aurcania, Jennaterra, Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire, Yeldarbsland, Imperial Duck, Omiri, Mapico, Empa Aserium, Zaelith, The Tecorogan Federation, Noveos, Free Rad, Direwolf1, Astraee, Bear Connors Paradiso, Nueva Alta California, Bleakfoot, Marstella, Corgitopiaa, Tiransia, Erfton, Steampunk Engineers, Terran Draconia, Iym Winterless, Ockhamista, Bawkie, Baltenlands, Techganet, Rly8h, United Crumburrtha Federation, Holy Free, Oreo States, Moreana, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, InnWorm, Anserisa, Ralphburg, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, CzechoSlovakishMoravia, Springhollow, Sau Man Frescher, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, South Caleblan, The Worst army of, Vega Naothia, Dereistic, Dukin Donuts, ChickenDome, Quh, Kervanosia, Elan Sleazebaganno, Jimburna, Sumalyo, Compli, Marinho Islands, Andinla, Markla, Shefino, Gonrati, Alaninia, Bumblegaria, Dirkistan, Auphelia, Roleca, Laamiva, Royaltica, LadyRebels, Witerrocines, Efferalt, West Fallows, The White Raj, Well F, Glen Cooley, Trepsit, The Drakan Republic, Odesseen, Weburya, Kedjens, Idiono, East Lodge, Midand, Concrete Slab, The Plebeian States, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Catillos, Belschaft, Maximvs Tarvgvs Rex, Alfama, Myness, Maerist, Lux Umbrat, House Ahsanul, Jazzfrezia, Western Fardelshufflestein, Terreno Travato, Merevane, Philippinia, Ostko, Tepertopia, Hakk Fiss, Qawe, Phanama, East Sakhlin, Kricivk, Sam Best, Bartonia Nova, Venestralia, Laurus Altat, Purple Hyacinth, Ovkianos, Drazilazi, Ubu Mimoki, Brunier, Kaoia, Klobitien, Ofaria, Zataras, Tsaritsia, Seythennia, Vanbella, Integria, Eskvenn, Novaexus, Ostanasia, Democratic Republic of Sao Paulo, Novum Sina, Steviland, Myosocore, Ferrhibium, Greater Scottyda Isles, Los Rodeos, and Delian Gol.

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