Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Regional Influence: Auxiliary
Location: Square Enix
Population | 5.072 billion |
Capital | Square |
Leader | Moogle |
Faith | Crystals |
Currency | lira |
Animal | lion |
The JRPG of Final Fantasy 1 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Moogle with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, strictly enforced bedtime, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 5.072 billion Final Fantasy 1ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Square. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Final Fantasy 1ian economy, worth 443 trillion lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 87,355 lire, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 287,886 per year while the poor average 19,846, a ratio of 14.5 to 1.
There's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building, astronomers are flocking to Final Fantasy 1 to take advantage of its clear night skies, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia, and the skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great Final Fantasy 1ian Desert. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Final Fantasy 1's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Crystals.
Final Fantasy 1 is ranked 303,251st in the world and 27th in Square Enix for Most Patriotic, with 0.66 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Final Fantasy 1 changed its national capital to "Square", its faith to "Crystals", its leader to "Moogle", and its nation type to "JRPG".
- : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 1, the skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great Final Fantasy 1ian Desert.
- : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 1, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 1, astronomers are flocking to Final Fantasy 1 to take advantage of its clear night skies.
- : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 1, there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building.
- : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 1, clandestine emigration to countries with labor laws is all the rage.
- : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 1, octogenarian models insist that they've still got it.
- : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 1, Moogle claims to be the epitome of family values.
- : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 1, most towns have their Moogle High School located on Moogle Street.
- : Final Fantasy 1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.