The JRPG of Final Fantasy 14 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Moogle with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.046 billion Final Fantasy 14ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Square. The average income tax rate is 56.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Final Fantasy 14ian economy, worth 425 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,409 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, at least 4 unique companies in Final Fantasy 14 claim to sell Eckie-Cola, a Square Enix Tourist Association survey has rated Final Fantasy 14 #1 for number twos, and elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Final Fantasy 14's national animal is the turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Crystals.

Final Fantasy 14 is ranked 296,281^st in the world and 25^th in Square Enix for Most Secular, with 7.13 Atheism Rate.