Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: All-Consuming |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Auxiliary
Location: Square Enix
Population | 5.108 billion |
Capital | Square |
Leader | Chocobo |
Faith | Crystals |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | emu |
The JRPG of Final Fantasy 6 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Chocobo with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, ritual sacrifices, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.108 billion Final Fantasy 6ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Square. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.2%.
The all-consuming Final Fantasy 6ian economy, worth 472 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 92,598 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 317,142 per year while the poor average 19,860, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.
The government is cracking down on subversive groups, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, and ample hospital parking is half-filled by the luxury cars of hospital managers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Final Fantasy 6's national animal is the emu and its national religion is Crystals.
Final Fantasy 6 is ranked 295,776th in the world and 23rd in Square Enix for Most Secular, with 7.4 Atheism Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 6, ample hospital parking is half-filled by the luxury cars of hospital managers.
- : Final Fantasy 6 changed its national capital to "Square", its faith to "Crystals", its leader to "Chocobo", and its nation type to "JRPG".
- : Final Fantasy 6 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 6, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
- : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 6, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
- : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 6, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
- : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 6, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
- : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 6, posters on 'Final Fantasy 6ian Values' advise against being proud of Final Fantasy 6.
- : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 6, it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets.
- : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 6, out-of-work soldiers and bureaucrats can often be found camped out in front of manservant academies.