The JRPG of Final Fantasy 7 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Moogle with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, devout population of 5.092 billion Final Fantasy 7ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Squre. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Final Fantasy 7ian economy, worth 373 trillion pesos a year, is highly specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,362 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Private law firms are unheard of, flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services, a government program is underway to revitalize Final Fantasy 7's beaches, and workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Final Fantasy 7's national animal is the porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Crystals.

Final Fantasy 7 is ranked 2,817^th in the world and 3^rd in Square Enix for Nudest, with 1,207.5 cheeks per square mile.