Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Auxiliary
Location: Square Enix
Population | 5.126 billion |
Capital | Square |
Leader | Moogle |
Faith | Crystals |
Currency | krona |
Animal | giraffe |
The JRPG of Final Fantasy VII is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Moogle with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.126 billion Final Fantasy VIIians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Square. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Final Fantasy VIIian economy, worth 505 trillion kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,677 kronor, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.
Children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist, the attempt to control the weather has ended in environmental disaster, the new Really Big Telescope has been praised for presenting pictures of bright dots in unprecedented detail, and gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Final Fantasy VII's national animal is the giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Crystals.
Final Fantasy VII is ranked 161,377th in the world and 6th in Square Enix for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,597.79 on the Hickory Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy VII, gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up.
- : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy VII, the new Really Big Telescope has been praised for presenting pictures of bright dots in unprecedented detail.
- : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy VII, the attempt to control the weather has ended in environmental disaster.
- : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy VII, children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist.
- : Final Fantasy VII was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Final Fantasy VII changed its national capital to "Square", its faith to "Crystals", its leader to "Moogle", and its nation type to "JRPG".
- : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy VII, vegetarianism is compulsory.
- : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy VII, diplomacy is a foreign concept to Final Fantasy VIIians.
- : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy VII, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward.
- : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy VII, scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access.