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The White Pearly Heavens of Finely Unionized Network

“I am the Way, the Truth and the Life.” The Alpha and The Omega

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Page

Location: The North Pacific

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Finely Unionized Network

Population22.67 billion

CapitalKingdom of Heaven
LeaderThe Alpha and The Omega
FaithThe Way The Truth and The Life

CurrencyCrypto-Rupee
AnimalDragon

The White Pearly Heavens of Finely Unionized Network is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Alpha and The Omega with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, anti-smoking policies, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 22.67 billion Angels are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingdom of Heaven. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Celestial economy, worth a remarkable 2,774 trillion Crypto-Rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 122,367 Crypto-Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Frustrated women are overjoyed at the provision of communal washing machines, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Celestial officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Celestial selfishness, and frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Finely Unionized Network's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Way The Truth and The Life.

Finely Unionized Network is ranked 7,316th in the world and 340th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 107.17 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 517thMost Influential: 1,216thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,305thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,336thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,350thMost Devout: 2,855thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 3,514thBest Weather: 3,724thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,755thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,659thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,945thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,758thLowest Crime Rates: 7,316thLargest Governments: 7,413thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,516thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,869thHealthiest Citizens: 8,017thHighest Economic Output: 8,026thMost Developed: 8,847thLargest Populations: 11,848thMost Cultured: 11,950thSafest: 12,197thHighest Food Quality: 13,182ndMost Subsidized Industry: 14,807thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,918thTop
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Nudest: 15,594thSmartest Citizens: 15,757thMost Armed: 19,083rdMost Stationary: 20,435thMost Efficient Economies: 24,365thLargest Welfare Programs: 27,965thMost Income Equality: 29,856th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 76th in the regionMost Devout: 83rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 97th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 106th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 116th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 150th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 179th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 209th in the regionLargest Populations: 212th in the regionBest Weather: 215th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 248th in the regionMost Influential: 278th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 295th in the regionNudest: 296th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 302nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 312th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 340th in the regionLargest Governments: 341st in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 362nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 363rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 367th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 404th in the regionMost Stationary: 452nd in the regionMost Developed: 458th in the regionMost Cultured: 537th in the regionSafest: 580th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 618th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 662nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 222 » Shibutani, Loutsland, Koda-Land, Dreadton, Corfad, Siwale, The Rhein States, Seenvorland, Wineclaw, Kranostav, North Bratislava, Zyvetskistaahn, Ethnon, Sil Dorsett, Vincone Cae, Empy, Malta Comino Gozo, Frances Francis the First of France, Pallaith, The Iron Lions, Votak Matim, Great Bights Mum, Wilkshire, Merconitonitopia, Xagill, Omnistria, Xentherida, Chukstik Illahi, Nistriabar, Unshleepd, The Windmilluminati, Maott, Zeternia, Greater Pittsburgh, Joodey, Sikol, Former English Colony, Prydania, Simone Republic, A Salmon Named Harold, PotatoFarmers, Bankowiata, Ozstan, Pasargad, The Jerichowan Country, Andanavia, AmManies, New Trisone, Advancia-Sizzletown, Hellsinky, and 172 others.Wisconsota, Kwaj, Holy Marcus Empire, Pazair, Cobolica, Bornodia, Inspiratus, The Arverni Lands, KAP03land, Regallio, Bagojo, Oannia, Varisland, Filibustra, Omicron Persei V111, Sechiole, Antiyard, The Austro Germanic Union, Chipoli, Parpyduckland, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Intion North, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, TyGerria, Tsandonown, Exkosia, Stud Hoy, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Rinadia, Nationeer, Racoda, Darkanistan, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, Laforeia, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Harjad, Esperonia, Andstions, Jeltronian WA Mission, Ellbonnia, Etanur, IHateRights, Blyskalia, Gorundu, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Southern Moosetopia, Austro-Bavarian States, Mallyna, Pineappleistania, Marlducro, Catalis, Laurendon, South Parter, Viridiann, Federation of Vanguard, Furballland, Deliber, Atrito, Unimaginable Doom, Northern-Kempia, Rex Republic, TamilPesum, New-Ferytland, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Ishtimbine, New Atlantico, Valentine Z, Pinky Queen, Kaschovia, Dakota Territories, Yokciq Empire, DarkMondoria, Batatoland Empire, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Individualist Catopia, Fran Advar, Unsophisticate, Alire, Coth Pladyia, Ayuzhhhhh, Oskland, Bedsonya, Coders, Libaga, The Blind Side, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, Inclement Space, Petronellania, Grith Neria, Valiacorkit, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Izern, Lionsroar, Amdupe, Bodhisva, Ijo, Sindoesia, Vertigoism, Kingdom of Time, New Derse, Gragadoia, Bardopia, Republiqueducroissant, Sur Isles, Mystiquelle, Leone Frankia, Arucaria, Aerilia, The Police, Velting-Instan, Everything Decided at Random, Segesta, Zandos, Love Shack, Eurocom, New Bismuthium, Neptunian Military Administration, Hyphen, Gojira, Alogiada, Western Justice, Armonker, Ham Federation, United Orange Valley States, Sapien-Zustand, Artoriticitys, Illusia and Neverendia, Ardok, New Chiken, Khoik, Ereena, Verderiesdre, Photan, Sanctum Teriaris, Halsoni, Luminerra, Arostica, Psykistriaa, McMasterdonia, Nebiyar, Eludmonden, Germanic Cat, Kainin, Moonhaven, Lugarvatn, Myth Of Saints, Fragrancia, Abinved, Pribaltic Union, Norwegian FOREST cat, Endus Mea Fral, Texaska, United Kahndaq, The Resoland, Altivia, Auvangad Eng, Aoncarpa, and Nu Elysium.

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