Category: Libertarian Police State | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Auxiliary
Location: Christmas
Population | 20.373 billion |
Capital | Naboo |
Leader | Bert Finmany the XV |
Faith | rileyism |
Currency | Finmarks |
Animal | Dogs |
The Confederacy of Finmany is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bert Finmany the XV with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and national health service. The compassionate, cynical population of 20.373 billion Finmanyians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.
The enormous, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naboo. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Finmanyian economy, worth a remarkable 3,814 trillion Finmarks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 187,216 Finmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, and the nation's smallest Dogsball teams trade draft picks for a free lunch. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Finmany's national animal is the Dogs, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is rileyism.
Finmany is ranked 3,532nd in the world and 2nd in Christmas for Lowest Crime Rates, with 125.51 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Finmany's influence in Christmas fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
- : Finmany's influence in Christmas rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
- : Following new legislation in Finmany, the nation's smallest Dogsball teams trade draft picks for a free lunch.
- : Following new legislation in Finmany, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
- : Following new legislation in Finmany, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
- : Finmany agreed to construct embassies between Christmas and One Collective Brain Cell.
- : Following new legislation in Finmany, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers.
- : Finmany was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Libertarian Police State".
- : Following new legislation in Finmany, one can wake up in Finmany and have breakfast in Bigtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Finmany, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Morozko the snow demon.