Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Good |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: Lazarus
Population | 19.243 billion |
Capital | Celestia |
Leader | Lord Iriel Apollyon |
Faith | Pantheon of the Primordial Eight |
Currency | Aurus |
Animal | Nebula Phoenix |
The Magocracy of Finsternia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Iriel Apollyon with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 19.243 billion Finsternians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Defense, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Celestia. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Finsternian economy, worth a remarkable 4,527 trillion Auruses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 235,265 Auruses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them, women give birth underneath so many blankets that the doctor can't feel the bump, and slackers at work are told to "crack on with it". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Finsternia's national animal is the Nebula Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pantheon of the Primordial Eight.
Finsternia is ranked 38,444th in the world and 433rd in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 1,184.2487906914 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Finsternia, slackers at work are told to "crack on with it".
- : Following new legislation in Finsternia, women give birth underneath so many blankets that the doctor can't feel the bump.
- : Following new legislation in Finsternia, kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them.
- : Following new legislation in Finsternia, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows.
- : Finsternia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Finsternia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Finsternia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Finsternia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Finsternia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Finsternia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.