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The Insane Realms of Fionntopia

“Money ain't got no owners, only spenders” Nefarias Bredd

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Osiris

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Fionntopia

Population19.332 billion

CapitalCleyra
LeaderNefarias Bredd
FaithNachoMonrealism

Currencygil
Animalwonky

The Insane Realms of Fionntopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Nefarias Bredd with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory military service, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.332 billion Fionntopians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cleyra. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Fionntopian economy, worth a remarkable 8,434 trillion gils a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 436,302 gils, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,360,268 per year while the poor average 41,724, a ratio of 56.6 to 1.

Citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, bizarre-looking creatures called 'wonkydogs' dominate wildlife preserves, celebrity wrestlers thumb their nose at due process, and homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them. Crime is totally unknown. Fionntopia's national animal is the wonky, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is NachoMonrealism.

Fionntopia is ranked 430th in the world and 15th in Osiris for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 16,139.02 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 99thFattest Citizens: 125thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 132ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 152ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 171stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 221stLargest Insurance Industry: 230thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 248thMost Avoided: 274thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 320thLargest Mining Sector: 343rdMost Efficient Economies: 355thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 372ndHighest Average Incomes: 411thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 430thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 474thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 506thHighest Economic Output: 526thLargest Gambling Industry: 526thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 715thMost Corrupt Governments: 971stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,059thLargest Retail Industry: 1,115thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,491stMost Armed: 1,577thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,852ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,898thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,205thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,790thLargest Populations: 5,771stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,011thLargest Governments: 6,014thLargest Black Market: 6,796thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,968thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,607thMost Pro-Market: 10,192ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,212thRudest Citizens: 13,717thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,017thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,374thMost Secular: 15,858thMost Extreme: 16,866th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 16th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 39th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 44th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 66th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 86th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 104th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 119th in the regionLargest Populations: 134th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 141st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 233rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 270th in the regionLargest Governments: 279th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 313th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 379th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 410th in the regionLargest Black Market: 423rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 428th in the regionMost Stationary: 478th in the regionMost Influential: 518th in the regionMost Extreme: 552nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 559th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 649th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Fionntopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Fionntopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Fionntopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Fionntopia, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.
  • : Fionntopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Fionntopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Fionntopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Fionntopia, celebrity wrestlers thumb their nose at due process.
  • : Following new legislation in Fionntopia, bizarre-looking creatures called 'wonkydogs' dominate wildlife preserves.
  • : Following new legislation in Fionntopia, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.

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