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The Kingdom of Firenation91

“You Can't Stop Progress”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The East Pacific

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Firenation91

Population833 million

Capitalhades

Currencypound
Animaleagle

The Kingdom of Firenation91 is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 833 million Firenation91ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of hades. The average income tax rate is 42.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Firenation91ian economy, worth 126 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 152,413 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else, and Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Firenation91's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Firenation91 is ranked 58,296th in the world and 1,289th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 147.97026641008 Days.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,521stMost Secular: 2,942ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,369thMost Influential: 4,870thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,347thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,081stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,339thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,382ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,952ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,973rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,672ndTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 8,167thMost Authoritarian: 8,580thHighest Average Incomes: 11,930thLowest Crime Rates: 12,659thMost Conservative: 12,715thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,271stLargest Black Market: 14,471st
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 58th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 90th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 121st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 126th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 133rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 140th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 143rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 146th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 149th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 164th in the regionLargest Black Market: 206th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 267th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 311th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 334th in the regionMost Influential: 392nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 414th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 432nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 440th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 462nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 466th in the regionMost Developed: 477th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 494th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 505th in the regionLargest Governments: 514th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 546th in the regionMost Cultured: 613th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Firenation91, Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls.
  • : Following new legislation in Firenation91, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else.
  • : Following new legislation in Firenation91, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
  • : Following new legislation in Firenation91, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
  • : Following new legislation in Firenation91, the giant 80-storey carving of Leader in Mount Rushless can be seen from space.
  • : Following new legislation in Firenation91, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements.
  • : Following new legislation in Firenation91, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Firenation91, alcoholics are lauded as national benefactors within the halls of the Ministry of Finance.
  • : Following new legislation in Firenation91, Bigtopian relations have become a minefield.
  • : Following new legislation in Firenation91, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.

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