The Kingdom of Firiya is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Firius Moggrein with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, avowedly heterosexual populace, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.064 billion Firians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Firnir. The average income tax rate is 62.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Firiyan economy, worth 126 trillion Muhas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,228 Muhas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, elections are outlawed and a hairstylist has recently received a government appointment, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, and tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Firiya's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cult of the Damned.

Firiya is ranked 25,284^th in the world and 10^th in Palatine for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,890.58 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.