“Kitten Mittens :3” Grand Nagus Big Boi Vermin Supreme
|Category: Iron Fist Consumerists|
Regional Influence: Apprentice
Location: the Rejected Realms
|Capital||The Black Church|
|Leader||Grand Nagus Big Boi Vermin Supreme|
|Faith||Pink n Blue Lobster With A Weeve|
|Currency||Smooth n Silky Platypus|
|Animal||Space Cow Squid Thing|
The Glorious Financial Empire of FiTzGEraLdLAnD is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Nagus Big Boi Vermin Supreme with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.725 billion FiTzGEraLdLAnDians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Black Church. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.6%.
The frighteningly efficient FiTzGEraLdLAnDian economy, worth a remarkable 1,703 trillion Smooth n Silky Platypuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 195,249 Smooth n Silky Platypuses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,322,082 per year while the poor average 10,620, a ratio of 124 to 1.
Laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, and patriotic citizens chant "there's only one FiTzGEraLdLAnD" at foreigners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FiTzGEraLdLAnD's national animal is the Space Cow Squid Thing, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Pink n Blue Lobster With A Weeve.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : FiTzGEraLdLAnD was endorsed by The Nomadic Peoples of Black Hawk Raider Refugees.
- : FiTzGEraLdLAnD was endorsed by The Lucky holy wants easter eggs of Bormiar.
- : FiTzGEraLdLAnD was endorsed by The Inhospitable Ski Slopes of Agalaesia.
- : FiTzGEraLdLAnD was endorsed by The Matriarchy of Capitalist Diamonde.
- : FiTzGEraLdLAnD was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Minskiev.
- : FiTzGEraLdLAnD was endorsed by The What Am I of Lansaka.
- : FiTzGEraLdLAnD was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
- : FiTzGEraLdLAnD was endorsed by The Republic of Nakena.
- : FiTzGEraLdLAnD voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Auphelia".
- : FiTzGEraLdLAnD voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Ensuring Safe Syringe Use"".
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