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The Glorious Occultist State of Fitzgeraldland

“Kitten Mittens :3” Big Boi Vermin Supreme

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: the Rejected Realms



Population7.115 billion

CapitalThe Black Church
LeaderBig Boi Vermin Supreme
FaithLaVeyan Satanism - Ave Satanas

CurrencySmooth n Silky Platypus
AnimalSpace Cow Squid Thing

The Glorious Occultist State of Fitzgeraldland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Big Boi Vermin Supreme with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.115 billion Fitzgeraldlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Black Church. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Fitzgeraldlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,175 trillion Smooth n Silky Platypuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 165,218 Smooth n Silky Platypuses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 586,891 per year while the poor average 33,518, a ratio of 17.5 to 1.

For just a few extra Smooth n Silky Platypuses Fitzgeraldlandians can get new driving records with their new cars, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, and bilingual Fitzgeraldlandians are viewed with suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fitzgeraldland's national animal is the Space Cow Squid Thing, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is LaVeyan Satanism - Ave Satanas.

Fitzgeraldland is ranked 32,980th in the world and 708th in the Rejected Realms for Most Developed, scoring 65.03 on the Human Development Index.

Largest Insurance Industry: 1,255thFattest Citizens: 1,535thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,088thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,329thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,330thNudest: 2,413thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,744thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,897thMost Avoided: 3,089thMost Influential: 3,193rdLargest Mining Sector: 3,276thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,512thMost Secular: 3,531stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,608thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,718thLargest Black Market: 3,763rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,858thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,123rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,790thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 8,890thHighest Average Incomes: 9,723rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,956thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,225thHighest Economic Output: 12,075thMost Conservative: 15,696thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,328thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,574th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 25th in the regionMost Influential: 25th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 33rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 44th in the regionTop
Nudest: 51st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 61st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 64th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 71st in the regionMost Avoided: 72nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 77th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 78th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 84th in the regionMost Secular: 86th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 87th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 95th in the regionLargest Black Market: 105th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 108th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 119th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 128th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 228th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 241st in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 248th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 271st in the regionMost Conservative: 282nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 296th in the regionMost Stationary: 307th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 352nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 365th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 373rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 387th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 435th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 481st in the region

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