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The Glorious Financial Empire of FiTzGEraLdLAnD

“Kitten Mittens :3” Grand Nagus Big Boi Vermin Supreme

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: the Rejected Realms

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Population9.226 billion

CapitalThe Black Church
LeaderGrand Nagus Big Boi Vermin Supreme
FaithPink n Blue Lobster With A Weeve

CurrencySmooth n Silky Platypus
AnimalSpace Cow Squid Thing

The Glorious Financial Empire of FiTzGEraLdLAnD is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Nagus Big Boi Vermin Supreme with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, flagrant waste-dumping, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.226 billion FiTzGEraLdLAnDians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Black Church. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.7%.

The frighteningly efficient FiTzGEraLdLAnDian economy, worth a remarkable 1,867 trillion Smooth n Silky Platypuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 202,403 Smooth n Silky Platypuses, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", the government is avowedly secular, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars, and seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FiTzGEraLdLAnD's national animal is the Space Cow Squid Thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pink n Blue Lobster With A Weeve.

FiTzGEraLdLAnD is ranked 20,261st in the world and 503rd in the Rejected Realms for Highest Poor Incomes, with 72,726.47 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Insurance Industry: 965thFattest Citizens: 1,284thLargest Retail Industry: 1,514thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,925thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,130thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,256thMost Avoided: 2,336thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,664thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,702ndMost Influential: 3,041stMost Secular: 3,044thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,091stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,216thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,249thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,414thMost Armed: 3,507thRudest Citizens: 3,552ndLargest Black Market: 4,140thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,280thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,553rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,940thHighest Average Incomes: 6,051stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,542ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,803rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,515thMost Efficient Economies: 7,669thHighest Economic Output: 8,268thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,506thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,179thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,683rdMost Subsidized Industry: 13,050thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,018thLargest Governments: 18,168thLowest Crime Rates: 19,409thMost Stationary: 19,799thSmartest Citizens: 19,987thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,261st
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 28th in the regionFattest Citizens: 47th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 52nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 54th in the regionMost Avoided: 57th in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 69th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 77th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 80th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 81st in the regionMost Secular: 91st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 95th in the regionMost Armed: 100th in the regionRudest Citizens: 109th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 112th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 139th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 158th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 161st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 163rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 164th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 171st in the regionLargest Black Market: 199th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 202nd in the regionMost Stationary: 225th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 235th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 243rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 263rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 295th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 313th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 326th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 407th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 433rd in the regionLargest Governments: 462nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 496th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 501st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 503rd in the regionLargest Populations: 516th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 525th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 610th in the region

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