The Theocracy of Flageolet is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its burgeoning parrot population. The hard-working population of 8.853 billion Flageoletians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 24.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Flageoletian economy, worth 355 trillion florins a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 40,165 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flageolet's national animal is the parrot.

Flageolet is ranked 178,882^nd in the world and 88^th in South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 58.52 law-abiding acts per hour.