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The True Divine Empire of Flandarz

“I know what's best for you” The Almighty Lord Flandarz Dragmire

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: Multerra

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Flandarz

Population17.659 billion

CapitalDragmire's Fortress
LeaderThe Almighty Lord Flandarz Dragmire
FaithDragmirism

CurrencyFlanmire
Animalhuman

The True Divine Empire of Flandarz is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Almighty Lord Flandarz Dragmire with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, rampant corporate plagiarism, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.659 billion Flandarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dragmire's Fortress. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Flandish economy, worth an astonishing 12,752 trillion Flanmires a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 722,164 Flanmires, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, babysitters are a thing of the past, and factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flandarz's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dragmirism.

Flandarz is ranked 2,223rd in the world and 1st in Multerra for Most Authoritarian, with 11,771.56 milliStalins.

Top
1%
Most Patriotic: 13thHighest Poor Incomes: 18thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20thMost Devout: 32ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 38thLowest Crime Rates: 59thHealthiest Citizens: 65thBest Weather: 79thHighest Average Incomes: 87thMost Corrupt Governments: 89thLargest Information Technology Sector: 99thLargest Black Market: 100thMost Beautiful Environments: 144thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 270thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 296thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 307thLargest Agricultural Sector: 310thHighest Average Tax Rates: 334thLargest Governments: 355thMost Advanced Public Education: 383rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 480thSmartest Citizens: 490thHighest Economic Output: 525thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 811thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,033rdMost Authoritarian: 2,223rdMost Income Equality: 2,283rdMost Extreme: 2,611thTop
5%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,385thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,497thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,755thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,196thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,071stMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,378thMost Conservative: 7,601stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,409thMost Developed: 14,255thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,785thTop
10%
Most Subsidized Industry: 16,189thMost Efficient Economies: 19,867thLargest Populations: 22,657th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Flandarz, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections.
  • : Following new legislation in Flandarz, babysitters are a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Flandarz, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : Following new legislation in Flandarz, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Flandarz, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'.
  • : Following new legislation in Flandarz, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit.
  • : Following new legislation in Flandarz, the holiday spirit must not be taken to the max.
  • : Following new legislation in Flandarz, you don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Flandarz, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
  • : Following new legislation in Flandarz, pocket dialling is a criminal offence.

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