“I DRINK, therefore I am...”
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Regional Influence: Nipper
Location: the Rejected Realms
|Leader||Rastus Odinga Odinga XXXVII|
The Festering Cesspool of Flatulati Incontinentia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Rastus Odinga Odinga XXXVII with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.529 billion Flatulati Incontinentians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Upper Fährtburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Flatulati Incontinentian economy, worth a remarkable 1,961 trillion Pugnacious Farts a year, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 126,343 Pugnacious Farts, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.
Schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, visual acuity is worsening amongst teenagers, and government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Rastus Odinga Odinga XXXVII. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flatulati Incontinentia's national animal is the Cyclops Calf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Odinganism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Flatulati Incontinentia's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Flatulati Incontinentia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Flatulati Incontinentia's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Zero" to "Newcomer".
- : Flatulati Incontinentia relocated from Lazarus to The Rejected Realms.
- : Flatulati Incontinentia was ejected from Lazarus by The Kingdom of New Rogernomics.
- : Flatulati Incontinentia was endorsed by The People's Republic of Zapatian Workers State.
- : Flatulati Incontinentia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Flatulati Incontinentia was endorsed by The Sacred Imperial States of Denado.
- : Flatulati Incontinentia endorsed The Dominion of Lazarene Ryccia.
- : Following new legislation in Flatulati Incontinentia, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Rastus Odinga Odinga XXXVII.
Endorsements Received: None.