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The Festering Cesspool of Flatulati Incontinentia

“I DRINK, therefore I am...”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Nipper

Location: the Rejected Realms


Flatulati Incontinentia

Population15.529 billion

CapitalUpper Fährtburg
LeaderRastus Odinga Odinga XXXVII

CurrencyPugnacious Fart
AnimalCyclops Calf

The Festering Cesspool of Flatulati Incontinentia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Rastus Odinga Odinga XXXVII with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.529 billion Flatulati Incontinentians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Upper Fährtburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Flatulati Incontinentian economy, worth a remarkable 1,961 trillion Pugnacious Farts a year, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 126,343 Pugnacious Farts, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, visual acuity is worsening amongst teenagers, and government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Rastus Odinga Odinga XXXVII. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flatulati Incontinentia's national animal is the Cyclops Calf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Odinganism.

Flatulati Incontinentia is ranked 143,825th in the world and 4,578th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -8.37 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Largest Black Market: 1,613thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,814thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,936thNudest: 3,320thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,908thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,955thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,139thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,102ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,570thHighest Economic Output: 6,247thMost Influential: 6,324thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,653rdMost Corrupt Governments: 7,133rdBest Weather: 7,662ndTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,278thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,028thLargest Populations: 9,124thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,396thMost Developed: 9,636thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,874thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,019thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,109thLargest Governments: 12,325thLowest Crime Rates: 13,208thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,777thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,132nd
Largest Black Market: 47th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 79th in the regionNudest: 85th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 90th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 108th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 120th in the regionMost Influential: 123rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 143rd in the regionLargest Populations: 144th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 147th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 149th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 160th in the regionBest Weather: 200th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 207th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 216th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 221st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 231st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 232nd in the regionMost Developed: 241st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 242nd in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 260th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 307th in the regionLargest Governments: 308th in the regionMost Devout: 330th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 363rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 425th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 444th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 444th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 467th in the region

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