The Democratic States of Flexicat is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 1.475 billion Flexicatians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Industry aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 24.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Flexicatian economy, worth 48.0 trillion rups a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,527 rups, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Flexicat's national animal is the squealing camel, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Flexicat is ranked 242,010^th in the world and 3^rd in European Onion for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 24,590.98 Standard Monetary Units.