The United States of Flomonga is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chancellor Rich Hangleglider with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.661 billion Flomongans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hombolica. The average income tax rate is 43.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Flomongan economy, worth 457 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 125,101 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean, the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan, Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor, and atheists on vacation find Catholicism's scriptures make useful doorstops. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flomonga's national animal is the Deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Flomonga is ranked 62,590^th in the world and 127^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 2,779.29 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.