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The Most worthless people of Floofoland

“Be truthful and kind”

Category: Libertarian Police State
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Regional Influence: Nipper

Location: the Pacific



Population3.592 billion

CapitalFloof City
LeaderSuper Strong Bocchi
FaithFloofist Violetism

Currencygold coin

The Most worthless people of Floofoland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Super Strong Bocchi with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.592 billion Floofs are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Floof City. The average income tax rate is 47.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Floofolandian economy, worth 365 trillion gold coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 101,685 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Super Strong Bocchi on Floofoland's coulrophobia epidemic, and vacationing Floofs expect to be treated as royalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Floofoland's national animal is the Bicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Floofist Violetism.

Floofoland is ranked 2,145th in the world and 3rd in the Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 43,658 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Most Influential: 2,145thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,054thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,683rdMost Rebellious Youth: 7,234thHighest Crime Rates: 8,216thTop
Most Cultured: 11,344thLargest Black Market: 11,615thMost Armed: 12,188thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,703rdMost Advanced Public Education: 14,163rdMost Beautiful Environments: 15,007thMost Developed: 15,872ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,037thSmartest Citizens: 16,278thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,516thMost Efficient Economies: 20,100thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,684thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,347th
Most Influential: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 78th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 92nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 110th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 186th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 217th in the regionMost Armed: 234th in the regionLargest Black Market: 244th in the regionMost Cultured: 258th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 348th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 354th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 356th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 383rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 391st in the regionMost Developed: 402nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 454th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 495th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 511th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 535th in the regionLargest Populations: 554th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 581st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 605th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 619th in the regionRudest Citizens: 621st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 633rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 635th in the regionNudest: 645th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » East Durthang and Jar Wattinree.

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