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The Most worthless people of Floofoland

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Category: Libertarian Police State
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Location: the South Pacific



Population3.243 billion

CapitalFloof City
LeaderSuper Strong Bocchi
FaithFloofist Violetism

Currencygold coin

The Most worthless people of Floofoland is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Super Strong Bocchi with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.243 billion Floofs are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Floof City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Floofolandian economy, worth 356 trillion gold coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 109,807 gold coins, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Super Strong Bocchi on Floofoland's coulrophobia epidemic, and vacationing Floofs expect to be treated as royalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Floofoland's national animal is the Bicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Floofist Violetism.

Floofoland is ranked 135,137th in the world and 5,191st in the South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -2 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,747thMost Influential: 1,923rdTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,272ndHighest Crime Rates: 3,814thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,560thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,217thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,359thTop
Most Armed: 10,467thMost Cultured: 11,356thLargest Black Market: 11,470thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,663rdMost Advanced Public Education: 15,920thSmartest Citizens: 16,246thMost Developed: 16,866thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,769thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,952ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,111thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,494thMost Efficient Economies: 18,759th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 80th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 116th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 128th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 178th in the regionMost Influential: 214th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 224th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 267th in the regionMost Armed: 279th in the regionLargest Black Market: 313th in the regionMost Cultured: 327th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 480th in the regionMost Developed: 482nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 498th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 504th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 507th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 517th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 536th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 543rd in the regionMost Stationary: 566th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 603rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 691st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 697th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 706th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 721st in the regionLargest Populations: 741st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 753rd in the region

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