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The Oppressed Peoples of Flopfarm 47

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Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Page

Location: Unintelligent Puppet Storage

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Flopfarm 47

Population3.722 billion

Currencycard
Animalcard

The Oppressed Peoples of Flopfarm 47 is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, avowedly heterosexual populace, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.722 billion Flopfarm 47ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 62.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Flopfarm 47ian economy, worth 430 trillion cards a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,759 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to liberate slaves, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, and Flopfarm 47ian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flopfarm 47's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Flopfarm 47 is ranked 175,518th in the world and 364th in Unintelligent Puppet Storage for Most Average, scoring 35.09 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,703rdBest Weather: 16,779thHealthiest Citizens: 18,312thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,163rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 23,648thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,751stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,508thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27,340thMost Inclusive: 29,781stLargest Black Market: 30,222ndMost Patriotic: 30,826th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 17th in the regionMost Influential: 36th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 41st in the regionMost Pacifist: 47th in the regionMost Stationary: 47th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 48th in the regionLargest Black Market: 74th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 75th in the regionLargest Populations: 76th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 76th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 79th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Flopfarm 47, Flopfarm 47ian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
  • : Following new legislation in Flopfarm 47, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.
  • : Following new legislation in Flopfarm 47, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
  • : Following new legislation in Flopfarm 47, it is illegal to liberate slaves.
  • : Following new legislation in Flopfarm 47, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Flopfarm 47, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle.
  • : Following new legislation in Flopfarm 47, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.
  • : Following new legislation in Flopfarm 47, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land.
  • : Following new legislation in Flopfarm 47, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children.
  • : Following new legislation in Flopfarm 47, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested.

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