Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Page
Location: Unintelligent Puppet Storage
Population | 3.722 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | card |
The Oppressed Peoples of Flopfarm 47 is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, avowedly heterosexual populace, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.722 billion Flopfarm 47ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 62.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Flopfarm 47ian economy, worth 430 trillion cards a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,759 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
It is illegal to liberate slaves, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, and Flopfarm 47ian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flopfarm 47's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Flopfarm 47 is ranked 175,518th in the world and 364th in Unintelligent Puppet Storage for Most Average, scoring 35.09 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Flopfarm 47, Flopfarm 47ian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
- : Following new legislation in Flopfarm 47, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.
- : Following new legislation in Flopfarm 47, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
- : Following new legislation in Flopfarm 47, it is illegal to liberate slaves.
- : Following new legislation in Flopfarm 47, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government.
- : Following new legislation in Flopfarm 47, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle.
- : Following new legislation in Flopfarm 47, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.
- : Following new legislation in Flopfarm 47, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land.
- : Following new legislation in Flopfarm 47, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children.
- : Following new legislation in Flopfarm 47, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested.