The Rogue Nation of Flowes is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and enforced nudity. The compassionate population of 24.523 billion Flowesians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Spirituality, with Industry, Law & Order, and Welfare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 41.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Flowesian economy, worth 558 trillion Craks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 22,759 Craks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gambling is outlawed, public nudity is compulsory, the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year, and tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flowes's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Flowes is ranked 160,728^th in the world and 10^th in The United Reddit Nations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.08 law-abiding acts per hour.