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The People's Republic of Fluffy Noodles

“Omnia vincit Noodles”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific


Fluffy Noodles

Population897 million

CapitalDragon Creek


The People's Republic of Fluffy Noodles is a huge, genial nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 897 million Fluffy Noodlesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dragon Creek. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Fluffy Noodlesian economy, worth 79.4 trillion Ramens a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,467 Ramens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bizarre-looking creatures called 'Dragondogs' dominate wildlife preserves, corruption is a game of two halves, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, and debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fluffy Noodles's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Fluffy Noodles is ranked 10,302nd in the world and 511th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 54.76 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 451stMost Influential: 1,428thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 6,042ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,940thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,617thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,302ndTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 11,354thHealthiest Citizens: 11,471stLowest Crime Rates: 15,142ndBest Weather: 15,431stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,111thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,660thMost Developed: 19,663rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 326th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 355th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 461st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 511th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 536th in the regionMost Influential: 590th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 624th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 650th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 749th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 752nd in the regionBest Weather: 818th in the region

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