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The People's Republic of Fluffy Noodles

“Omnia vincit Noodles”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific

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Fluffy Noodles

Population2.384 billion

CapitalDragon Creek

CurrencyRamen
AnimalDragon

The People's Republic of Fluffy Noodles is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 2.384 billion Fluffy Noodlesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dragon Creek. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fluffy Noodlesian economy, worth 205 trillion Ramens a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 86,364 Ramens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, and movie references are legally admissible in court. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fluffy Noodles's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Fluffy Noodles is ranked 11,250th in the world and 657th in The North Pacific for Best Weather, with 205 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 540thMost Influential: 874thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,225thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,991stMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,089thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,738thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,831stHealthiest Citizens: 10,116thBest Weather: 11,250thTop
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Most Developed: 13,208thLowest Crime Rates: 13,222ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,327thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,635thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,104thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,199thNicest Citizens: 17,109thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,244thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,771stMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,011thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,441stHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,675thMost Inclusive: 22,146thSmartest Citizens: 23,421stMost Cultured: 23,474thLargest Welfare Programs: 24,305th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 293rd in the regionMost Influential: 322nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 387th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 457th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 471st in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 584th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 590th in the regionBest Weather: 657th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 702nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 702nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 707th in the regionMost Developed: 770th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 773rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 876th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 901st in the regionMost Average: 933rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 270 » Notyoutopia, Sundred, Unshleepd, Yaorozu, Shibutani, Orado, Guer Aike, El Fiji Grande, Newpromisedland, Empy, The Tampa Bay Rays, The Rhein States, Aeolist, Valentine Z, Nistriabar, Ethnon, Omnistria, Dabarastan, Loutsland, Great Bights Mum, Sunto, Dar es Saalam, Hamerica, Corfad, Territorio di Nessuno, Xentherida, Koda-Land, Interdimensional Zone, New Lakemba, McMasterdonia, Votak Matim, Napnomadia, Shadowrik, Crader, Pallaith, Malta Comino Gozo, Frances Francis the First of France, Solskjar, North Bratislava, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Siwale, Fendlium, Holy Oranz, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Dreadton, Daiz, The Windmilluminati, Western Vapia, Kappacon, Ivernary, and 220 others.Pleasuretown, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Volstokn, Selfgradatude, The Endless Eventide, Xagill, Ascenon, Varola, 1 very fast endotarter, Seenvorland, Eraver, The Jerichowan Country, Chukstik Illahi, Fascist Democracy, Freyford, United States of Americanas, Maott, Wineclaw, Lorigia, Humptalumpta, The Pantheons, Ravendi, Grue, Korovan Isles, The Serdey Islands, Kranostav, Ver Testua, Zeternia, Godwanna, Sil Dorsett, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Yokciq Empire, Astronomical, Walter Jackson, Greater Pittsburgh, The Iron Lions, Prydania, PotatoFarmers, Sikol, Drutopia Insomnia, Yukti, Aeurithianar, Anungu, Advancia-Sizzletown, Tachycardia, Quentiam Viventem, Esplandia, Paul Pasch, Glurponia, Timothea, Termathe, The Real Ram Ranch, Zecit, True Equality For All, The Austro Germanic Union, Zzozona, Nordic-British Union, SORT, The Sinclarian Provinces, Simone Republic, Necromonia, Jaemir, I Like Killing people, Rainengrad, Former English Colony, The Calabash Protectorate, Libertania Democratica, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Cartures, Miamington, Altivia, United Island States of Southeast Asia, Marmiedon, A Ordem do Caos, Phoronu, Azzarel, Picairn, Unsophisticate, Eywaan, Arrivederci, East Supple Lund, Solcius, Lemonbiscuits, David Davidson, Dangine, Sevinland, Zimmerdachen, Solmetria, Clan Spaniel, Seanat, Brucklania, Innocentic, Dakota Territories, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Bend Mai, Nova Arcania, Krazon, Nationeer, United Asgardian States, Joodey, Highton Islands, Xyrron, Madjack, Pokemanland, Kragsgale, Xipher, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Eastern Cous Empria, Andexia, Moubarakistan, VictorH, Vincone Cae, Wilkshire, WeKnow, Heilhum Imperius, Runeda, Draconian Progression, Harjad, Lulubellia, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Outer Shenendoah, Chips and Guac, Hardscrabble, Republica Guilleana, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Merconitonitopia, A Salmon Named Harold, Viridiann, Religioncord, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, Pasargad, East Akra, Pytong, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Ozstan, United Kahndaq, R libanon, The Stratosphere Islands, PEG, Imperial Pieserged, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Free Atlantis, Ellbonnia, Odelinor, Slyakanya, Strongwill, Nodnarb, Hewani, Yellops, Climeria, Colfes, Seijitsu, Intion North, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Galbadiana, Darkmondoria, Svenskskit, Bharathvarsh, His Enduring Majesty, Star Kingdom, GenshinImpact, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Que Lukustinardon, Zyvetskistaahn, Moneyflows, Planes, The Mazur Empire, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, The Teddy, Simadoa, Barabolia, Vesteysia, The Republic of Free Peoples, Francois Isidore, Nuronte, Valgarda, Singamadri, Zemnaya Svoboda, Katuda, Randomcountryland, Lol2639, Kromi, Siforpeo, Shotokonia, Travislavania, Landfinia, Figyjharli, Super Girl, BTProductions, Galaician Empire, Aryan Homeland, TyGerria, Steampunk Ariel, Qurtuba, Mon Island, Tsandonown, Tyirza, Defense For The World Assembly, Gafflebag, Libvillia, Greater Ale Permars, Boston Castle, Andanavia, Kastonvia, Centrialand, Sopernia, Ariele, Bearical, Venicea, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, Muqatil, Card Kingdom, Capablanca, and Sahriastan.

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