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The Federated Principality of Fluvannia

“Ex Fortitudine Pax”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Federation of Conservative Nations

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Fluvannia

Population4.377 billion

CapitalOshkosh
LeaderCrown Prince Michael

CurrencyMark
AnimalBear

The Federated Principality of Fluvannia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Crown Prince Michael with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.377 billion Fluvannians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oshkosh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Fluvannian economy, worth 635 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 145,243 Marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 586,525 per year while the poor average 24,006, a ratio of 24.4 to 1.

Diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, disputed territories across Federation of Conservative Nations are being claimed by Fluvannian college students, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, and crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fluvannia's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fluvannia is ranked 6,404th in the world and 19th in Federation of Conservative Nations for Most Influential, scoring 6,905 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Top
5%
Rudest Citizens: 2,079thLargest Retail Industry: 2,768thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,390thFattest Citizens: 5,983rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,997thMost Influential: 6,404thLargest Mining Sector: 6,481stHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,126thTop
10%
Most Devout: 9,010thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,066thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,984thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,423rdHighest Average Incomes: 14,187thLargest Black Market: 14,435thMost Efficient Economies: 14,546thMost Cultured: 14,594thSmartest Citizens: 16,561stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,644thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,767thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,819th
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5%
Most Stationary: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20th in the regionFattest Citizens: 22nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 22nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 23rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Fluvannia lodged a message on the Federation of Conservative Nations Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Fluvannia, crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop.
  • : Fluvannia lodged a message on the Federation of Conservative Nations Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Fluvannia, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
  • : Following new legislation in Fluvannia, disputed territories across Federation of Conservative Nations are being claimed by Fluvannian college students.
  • : Following new legislation in Fluvannia, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm.
  • : Following new legislation in Fluvannia, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
  • : Following new legislation in Fluvannia, Crown Prince Michael spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders.
  • : Following new legislation in Fluvannia, you can call your arthritic immigrant neighbour for all your roof-tiling and guttering needs.
  • : Fluvannia lodged a message on the Federation of Conservative Nations Regional Message Board.

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