“I am destined to lead my children to a brighter future” Comrade Catullus Industrius
|Category: Iron Fist Consumerists|
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The North Pacific
|Capital||Urbs Magnus et Pulcher|
|Leader||Comrade Catullus Industrius|
The Socialist Republic of Folenz is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Comrade Catullus Industrius with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 5.528 billion Folenzians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Urbs Magnus et Pulcher. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Folenzian economy, worth 692 trillion dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 125,186 dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, there's no representation without taxation, three-year-olds have tantrums because they don't want to be drainage technicians when they grow up, and prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Folenz's national animal is the Dachshund, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is socialist realism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Folenz, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos.
- : Following new legislation in Folenz, three-year-olds have tantrums because they don't want to be drainage technicians when they grow up.
- : Following new legislation in Folenz, there's no representation without taxation.
- : Following new legislation in Folenz, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
- : Folenz published "Folenz going through radical changes with new adventures of Catullus" (Bulletin: News).
- : Following new legislation in Folenz, newly-privatized lumberjacks are clearcutting the forest to meet demand.
- : Folenz was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Folenz, Folenzians wonder "if a tree falls in the woods with no credible witnesses, who wants to know?".
- : Following new legislation in Folenz, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
- : Folenz endorsed The Holy Conservative Empire of The Republic of Free Peoples.
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