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The Arachnate of Forniphiliac Limbo of Inabilis

“*guttural screeches*” the Tormentous Hunger

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Struggling
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Hatchling

Location: Forest

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Forniphiliac Limbo of Inabilis

Population14.574 billion

Capitalshattered minds and condemned souls
Leaderthe Tormentous Hunger
Faiththe nest's feverishly zealotic bloodlust

Currencyliving year of suffering
Animalbloodsilk stinging larva

The Arachnate of Forniphiliac Limbo of Inabilis is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Tormentous Hunger with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, fear of technology, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.574 billion condemned nest slaves are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of shattered minds and condemned souls. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The enormous but sluggish meaninglessly existent economy, worth a remarkable 1,108 trillion living years of suffering a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 76,085 living years of suffering, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, and morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Forniphiliac Limbo of Inabilis's national animal is the bloodsilk stinging larva, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the nest's feverishly zealotic bloodlust.

Forniphiliac Limbo of Inabilis is ranked 323,605th in the world and 318th in Forest for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring -5.48 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

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Most Primitive: 94thMost Ignorant Citizens: 212thMost Devout: 214thBest Weather: 1,134thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,687thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,927thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,220thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,400thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,498thLowest Crime Rates: 2,750thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,993rdTop
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Largest Governments: 3,966thLargest Black Market: 4,101stMost Authoritarian: 6,247thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,464thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,745thMost Patriotic: 8,666thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,858thMost Conservative: 15,166thTop
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Largest Populations: 30,756thHighest Economic Output: 32,296thMost Extreme: 32,661st
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Most Devout: 5th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 8th in the regionMost Conservative: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 17th in the regionMost Patriotic: 17th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 26th in the region

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