The National Guard Miltary Base of Fort Chaffee is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 642 million Chaffites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District of Fort Chaffee. The average income tax rate is 57.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Fort Chaffeean economy, worth 89.8 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 139,863 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary, Leader's reputation is hard as nails, emojis are the soul of wit, and new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Fort Chaffee's national animal is the Armadillo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fort Chaffee is ranked 284,081^st in the world and 184^th in Covenant Shores for Most Secular, with 9.69 Atheism Rate.