The Republic of Fort Rainbow is a huge, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 429 million Oyster Rockers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 29.6%.

The strong Oyster Rockian economy, worth 20.6 trillion Rocks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 48,108 Rocks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Cash-strapped politicians frequently host bake sales to fund their campaigns, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, and fur coats have become the latest fashion trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fort Rainbow's national animal is the Unicorn, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Fort Rainbow is ranked 51,728^th in the world and 1^st in Rainbow Road for Most Primitive, scoring 55.41 on the Scary Big Number Scale.