The NCIS binge watcher of Fotisdia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by King Photios VII with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.337 billion Fotisdians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nas Osanna. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Fotisdian economy, worth a remarkable 1,099 trillion Candy canes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 206,105 Candy canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Reams of paperwork signed in triplicate have taken the magic out of magic, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, gossip magazines have pictures of King Photios VII sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, and politicians no longer click with dating app matches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fotisdia's national animal is the Bat with a B, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Nassosism.

Fotisdia is ranked 225,883^rd in the world and 2,417^th in the West Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 476.99 milliStalins.