The Tsardom of Fourth Bulgaria is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Grigor Dobrev with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and digital currency. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.411 billion Bulgarians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sofia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Bulgarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,802 trillion Bulgarian levs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 243,210 Bulgarian levs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,181,895 per year while the poor average 28,905, a ratio of 40.9 to 1.

Surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space', statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty, Prime Minister Grigor Dobrev's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, and a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Fourth Bulgaria's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bulgarian Orthodox Church.

Fourth Bulgaria is ranked 7,996^th in the world and 365^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 105.53 law-abiding acts per hour.