“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Regional Influence: Handshaker
Location: Conch Kingdom
The Constitutional Monarchy of Free Azell is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Jeremy with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.773 billion Free Azellians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Albany. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Free Azellian economy, worth 383 trillion rupees a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 80,256 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, former state leaders include a TV comic and a cowboy actor, tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury, and the nation is Conch Kingdom's leading manufacturer of intricately-patterned sweaters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Azell's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Free Azell endorsed The Hazmat-Suit Wearing Land of Devonigondwana.
- : Free Azell was endorsed by The Confederacy of Akara Pupa Tena.
- : Free Azell voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Gay Panic defense Ban".
- : Free Azell was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Homosexical.
- : Free Azell was endorsed by The Republic of Pervincia.
- : Free Azell was endorsed by The Bored Empire of Cle Brait.
- : Free Azell was endorsed by The Kingdom of Nova Briton.
- : Free Azell was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Liberto-Ancapistan.
- : Free Azell was endorsed by The Allied States of Kursibar.
- : Free Azell was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Balan Bar.