The Constitutional Monarchy of Free Azell is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Jeremy with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.773 billion Free Azellians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Albany. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Free Azellian economy, worth 383 trillion rupees a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 80,256 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, former state leaders include a TV comic and a cowboy actor, tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury, and the nation is Conch Kingdom's leading manufacturer of intricately-patterned sweaters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Azell's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Free Azell is ranked 194,966^th in the world and 393^rd in Conch Kingdom for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.21 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.