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The Constitutional Monarchy of Free Azell

“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: Conch Kingdom


Free Azell

Population4.773 billion

LeaderKing Jeremy


The Constitutional Monarchy of Free Azell is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Jeremy with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.773 billion Free Azellians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Albany. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Free Azellian economy, worth 383 trillion rupees a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 80,256 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, former state leaders include a TV comic and a cowboy actor, tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury, and the nation is Conch Kingdom's leading manufacturer of intricately-patterned sweaters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Azell's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Free Azell is ranked 194,966th in the world and 393rd in Conch Kingdom for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.21 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Influential: 928thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,637thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,028thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 12,631stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,754thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,895thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,513thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,857thMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,253rdLargest Welfare Programs: 17,170thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,193rdLongest Average Lifespans: 19,558thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,131stMost Developed: 22,338thMost Cultured: 23,085thSmartest Citizens: 23,505thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,819thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,010th
Most Influential: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18th in the regionMost Stationary: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 23rd in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 31st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 34th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 35th in the regionLargest Populations: 36th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 42nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 43rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 44th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 45th in the region

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