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The Arctic Empire of Free Capitalist Canada

“Totally groovy” Barack Obama VI

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: Commonwealth of Arctic Powers

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Free Capitalist Canada

Population4.355 billion

CapitalWinnipeg
LeaderBarack Obama VI
FaithMooseism

CurrencyCanadian Dollar
AnimalBeaver

The Arctic Empire of Free Capitalist Canada is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Barack Obama VI with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working population of 4.355 billion Canadians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winnipeg. The average income tax rate is 72.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Canadian economy, worth 477 trillion Canadian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,610 Canadian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

It's been a banner year for local vexillology, bike rage is all the rage, voting is voluntary, and high school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Capitalist Canada's national animal is the Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mooseism.

Free Capitalist Canada is ranked 17,785th in the world and 1st in Commonwealth of Arctic Powers for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,540.01 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Inclusive: 9,621stSafest: 11,171stHighest Food Quality: 11,492ndMost Pacifist: 11,498thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,757thMost Cultured: 12,510thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 13,996thMost Developed: 14,933rdNicest Citizens: 14,946thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,133rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,217thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,675thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,727thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,753rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,094thLargest Retail Industry: 17,186thSmartest Citizens: 17,301stLargest Welfare Programs: 17,785thMost Rebellious Youth: 17,849thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,249thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,370thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,084thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,093rdHealthiest Citizens: 21,147thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,300thLargest Governments: 24,201stLowest Crime Rates: 25,494th

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