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The Islamic Republic of Free Eggistan

“Homeland, Honor and Sincerity - Allahu Akbar!” Bashar al-Assad Incarnate

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Blue Wolf Alliance


Free Eggistan

Population1.518 billion

LeaderBashar al-Assad Incarnate


The Islamic Republic of Free Eggistan is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Bashar al-Assad Incarnate with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.518 billion Free Eggistanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nídobhá. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Free Eggistanian economy, worth 66.2 trillion lemons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 43,579 lemons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, euthanasia is legal, Bashar al-Assad Incarnate is the self-declared God of all Free Eggistan, and the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Eggistan's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Assadism.

Free Eggistan is ranked 34,109th in the world and 1st in Blue Wolf Alliance for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,248.16 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,311thTop
Most Income Equality: 13,878thBest Weather: 15,719th

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