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The Aeque of Free Las Pinas

“more expresso, less depresso (。 ᵕ 。`)” Arch-Commissar Ryu Sora Haruki

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: 10000 Islands

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Free Las Pinas

Population2.031 billion

CapitalXansen
LeaderArch-Commissar Ryu Sora Haruki

CurrencyIntergalactic Standard Unit
AnimalBlue-striped Tiger

The Aeque of Free Las Pinas is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Arch-Commissar Ryu Sora Haruki with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory vegetarianism, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.031 billion Pinjins are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xansen. The average income tax rate is 77.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pinji economy, worth 267 trillion Intergalactic Standard Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 131,772 Intergalactic Standard Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, sex changes are routinely performed at Free Las Pinas's hospitals, in a baffling press conference Arch-Commissar Ryu Sora Haruki proudly dismantled a broken door, and the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Free Las Pinas's national animal is the Blue-striped Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Free Las Pinas is ranked 242,547th in the world and 1,003rd in 10000 Islands for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 16.95 Whatever.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 56thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 3,390thMost Influential: 3,409thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,458thMost Pacifist: 3,712thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,328thMost Inclusive: 4,473rdLargest Publishing Industry: 5,635thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,016thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,326thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,854thMost Efficient Economies: 8,203rdLargest Welfare Programs: 8,248thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,064thLargest Retail Industry: 9,996thMost Cultured: 10,245thBest Weather: 11,670thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,797thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,825thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,241stTop
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Most Developed: 13,219thSafest: 13,233rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,272ndMost Income Equality: 14,654thSmartest Citizens: 14,974thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,074thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,966thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,197thLargest Governments: 17,184thMost Secular: 17,205thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,847thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,623rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,656thHighest Average Incomes: 19,185th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 57th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 58th in the regionNicest Citizens: 64th in the regionMost Pacifist: 67th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 70th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 76th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 84th in the regionMost Inclusive: 88th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Free Las Pinas, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Las Pinas, in a baffling press conference Arch-Commissar Ryu Sora Haruki proudly dismantled a broken door.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Las Pinas, sex changes are routinely performed at Free Las Pinas's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Las Pinas, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Las Pinas, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Las Pinas, money grows on trees.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Las Pinas, moonshine has made a resurgence.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Las Pinas, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Las Pinas, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Las Pinas, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.

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