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The Constitutional Monarchy of Free Las Pinas

“Vincit omnia veritas et amor” Imperator Christopher Guzman

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: 10000 Islands


Free Las Pinas

Population787 million

LeaderImperator Christopher Guzman

CurrencyPhilippine Peso
AnimalBright Pegasus

The Constitutional Monarchy of Free Las Pinas is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Imperator Christopher Guzman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, infamous sell-swords, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 787 million Las Piñeroes live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Piñeapolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Las Piñero economy, worth 102 trillion Philippine Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 130,251 Philippine Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love, and foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Las Piñero bee. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Free Las Pinas's national animal is the Bright Pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Free Las Pinas is ranked 4,951st in the world and 221st in 10000 Islands for Most Influential, scoring 14,492 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 76thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 4,655thMost Influential: 4,951stLargest Retail Industry: 6,089thRudest Citizens: 6,090thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,199thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,503rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,052ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,780thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 11,157thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,781stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,043rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,340thMost Politically Free: 14,835thNicest Citizens: 15,050thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,204thMost Inclusive: 15,513thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,585thHighest Average Incomes: 18,931stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,162ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,414thSmartest Citizens: 20,920thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,112th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 8th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 57th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 73rd in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 83rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 83rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 85th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 87th in the regionMost Extreme: 99th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 110th in the regionRudest Citizens: 116th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 129th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 131st in the region

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