The Constitutional Monarchy of Free Las Pinas is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Imperator Christopher Guzman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, infamous sell-swords, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 787 million Las Piñeroes live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Piñeapolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Las Piñero economy, worth 102 trillion Philippine Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 130,251 Philippine Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love, and foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Las Piñero bee. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Free Las Pinas's national animal is the Bright Pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Free Las Pinas is ranked 4,951^st in the world and 221^st in 10000 Islands for Most Influential, scoring 14,492 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.