The Republic of Free Osean is a massive, safe nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 2.528 billion Oseanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oured. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Free Oseanian economy, worth 439 trillion Osean Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,741 Osean Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

You can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold, flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services, and gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Osean's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Free Osean is ranked 133,900^th in the world and 5,575^th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 830.41 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.