The Culture of Free Socialism is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by a loose-knit group of concerned Minds with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 47.4 billion Culture citizens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Free Socialism Orbital. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Culture economy, worth an astonishing 29,470 trillion resources a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 621,744 resources, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People say chess victor a loose-knit group of concerned Minds can kill you with mind-bullets, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread. Crime is totally unknown. Free Socialism's national animal is the Worker Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is atheism.

Free Socialism is ranked 207,007^th in the world and 3^rd in Anticapitalist Alliance for Largest Black Market, with 417 billion Standard Monetary Units.