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The 💀 Silent Glare 💀 of Free Source

“♟️🖇️ I am justice! 🖇️🖋️”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Ideal World

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Free Source

Population9.703 billion

CapitalTokyo
LeaderKira

CurrencyLifespan
Animalcatgirl

The 💀 Silent Glare 💀 of Free Source is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Kira with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.703 billion Innocents are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokyo. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Free Sourcean economy, worth a remarkable 1,576 trillion Lifespans a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,520 Lifespans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Netizens fiercely argue over who loves Kira more, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, the nation has a strict 'no marauding undead' law (Free Source has found 3 easter eggs), and there's no escape from the rule of law... or police brutality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Source's national animal is the catgirl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Free Source is ranked 23,762nd in the world and 1st in Ideal World for Most Cultured, scoring 86 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,175thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,582ndMost Secular: 5,220thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,393rdSafest: 5,515thLowest Crime Rates: 6,641stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,834thMost Developed: 6,852ndHealthiest Citizens: 7,250thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,676thSmartest Citizens: 8,814thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,265thMost Pacifist: 10,374thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,491stLargest Publishing Industry: 12,079thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,576thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,549thLargest Governments: 14,590thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,250thHighest Food Quality: 16,260thMost Efficient Economies: 16,648thHighest Economic Output: 16,665thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,104thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,802ndHighest Average Incomes: 17,890thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,660thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,562ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,706thMost Cultured: 23,762ndMost Inclusive: 24,549thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,875thLargest Insurance Industry: 26,198thMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,964thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28,282nd

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