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The Federal Republic of Free Tuks

“We will persevere”

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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: 10000 Islands


Free Tuks

Population13.716 billion

LeaderPresident Lucius Flavius


The Federal Republic of Free Tuks is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Lucius Flavius with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 13.716 billion Tuks hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belograd. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Tukisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,455 trillion Ruons a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 179,023 Ruons, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to President Lucius Flavius's wardrobe, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply, and the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons. Crime is totally unknown. Free Tuks's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Free Tuks is ranked 50,200th in the world and 492nd in 10000 Islands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 5,088.64 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,370thLargest Mining Sector: 3,697thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,967thLargest Retail Industry: 4,136thRudest Citizens: 5,311thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,578thLargest Black Market: 6,636thHighest Economic Output: 7,586thFattest Citizens: 7,614thSmartest Citizens: 8,662ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,020thHighest Average Incomes: 10,171stMost Developed: 11,147thMost Cultured: 11,766thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,048thMost Secular: 15,626thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,005thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,064thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,838thLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,079thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,932ndMost Efficient Economies: 20,918thMost Rebellious Youth: 21,518thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,115thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22,342ndLowest Crime Rates: 22,962ndLargest Populations: 23,365thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,840thLargest Governments: 24,888thMost Influential: 25,709thHighest Poor Incomes: 27,340th
Largest Mining Sector: 45th in the regionLargest Black Market: 56th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 59th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 68th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 77th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 84th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 85th in the regionRudest Citizens: 103rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 103rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 116th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 119th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 121st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 139th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 141st in the region

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