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The Fanatical Federation of Freedom Fascists

“Live Free or Die Trying” First Freeman

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Unproven

Location: The East Pacific

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Freedom Fascists

Population32.564 billion

CapitalFreetown
LeaderFirst Freeman

CurrencyFreedom Units
Animaltyrannosaurus rex

The Fanatical Federation of Freedom Fascists is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by First Freeman with a fair hand, and notable for its fear of technology, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 32.564 billion Freedom Fascistsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freetown. The average income tax rate is 79.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Freedom Fascistsian economy, worth an astonishing 11,692 trillion Freedom Units a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 359,065 Freedom Units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants, the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape, and RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept. Crime is totally unknown. Freedom Fascists's national animal is the tyrannosaurus rex, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Freedom Fascists is ranked 2,469th in the world and 45th in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 238 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 119thLargest Information Technology Sector: 200thMost Advanced Public Education: 550thHighest Economic Output: 578thMost Avoided: 603rdLargest Black Market: 616thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 627thSmartest Citizens: 700thLargest Retail Industry: 917thFattest Citizens: 1,103rdRudest Citizens: 1,288thLargest Mining Sector: 1,440thHighest Average Incomes: 1,578thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,600thMost Efficient Economies: 1,664thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,692ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,702ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,760thMost Secular: 2,143rdMost Cultured: 2,469thMost Inclusive: 2,489thLargest Governments: 2,716thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,992ndTop
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Largest Populations: 3,299thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,717thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,811thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,406thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,699thMost Developed: 11,710thHighest Food Quality: 11,942ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,946thLowest Crime Rates: 13,031stTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 15,741stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,199thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,944thLargest Welfare Programs: 24,125thMost Patriotic: 24,865th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 16th in the regionMost Avoided: 16th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the regionRudest Citizens: 23rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 28th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 29th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 32nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 35th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 41st in the regionMost Cultured: 45th in the regionMost Secular: 58th in the regionLargest Governments: 58th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 74th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 81st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 106th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 112th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 188th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 258th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 306th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 312th in the regionMost Developed: 317th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 319th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 399th in the regionMost Patriotic: 410th in the regionNudest: 510th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 519th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Freedom Fascists was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Freedom Fascists's influence in The East Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Freedom Fascists relocated from Osiris to The East Pacific.
  • : Following new legislation in Freedom Fascists, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
  • : Following new legislation in Freedom Fascists, the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape.
  • : Following new legislation in Freedom Fascists, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants.
  • : Following new legislation in Freedom Fascists, kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies.
  • : Following new legislation in Freedom Fascists, senior literature classes are left analysing why Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm is so darn sunny.
  • : Freedom Fascists's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Freedom Fascists was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.

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