The Free Land of Freedonia Inc is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Paul Ronalds with an even hand, and notable for its feral children, enslaved workforce, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 11.41 billion Freedonians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freedom City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Freedonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,599 trillion gold grains a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 403,074 gold grains, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,756,183 per year while the poor average 3,870, a ratio of 970 to 1.

Foreigners are treated with great suspicion, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation, and Paul Ronalds will only ring up foreign leaders if they agree to reverse the charges. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Freedonia Inc's national animal is the porcupine, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Freedonia Inc is ranked 130,702^nd in the world and 3^rd in Sol III for Largest Governments, scoring 14.32 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.