The People's Republic of Freedummya is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its closed borders, avowedly heterosexual populace, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.04 billion Freedummies are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barron City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Freedummyan economy, worth a remarkable 2,185 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 271,810 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,840,495 per year while the poor average 14,785, a ratio of 124 to 1.

Freedummya's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, just as students finish their homework it's time for school, and the government is constantly playing a game of four-dimensional economic chess with health insurance firms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Freedummya's national animal is the bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Freedummya is ranked 3,298^th in the world and 25^th in the West Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 93.97 flags saluted per person per day.