The Last Kiss of Frels Freu is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Francisco Freun with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, aversion to nipples, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.592 billion Limerents are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freun. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Limerent economy, worth a remarkable 1,865 trillion aches a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 194,514 aches, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes", university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts, high food prices have reduced the national diet to staple foods and water, and the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frels Freu's national animal is the lovebird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Limerence.

Frels Freu is ranked 47,662^nd in the world and 1^st in The Satellite of Love for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.88 law-abiding acts per hour.