The Colony of French Quarter New Orleans is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, avant-garde cinema, and smutty television. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.749 billion French Quarter New Orleansians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bourbon Street. The average income tax rate is 8.8%.

The thriving French Quarter New Orleansian economy, worth 757 trillion dollar francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 86,571 dollar francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

In life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, the well-to-do in Yertania City are never on time for important appointments, youth call each other types of vegetables in lieu of government-banned racial insults, and racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle. Crime is totally unknown. French Quarter New Orleans's national animal is the peacock parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

French Quarter New Orleans is ranked 77,494^th in the world and 12^th in Yertania City for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,128.26 on the Societal Mobility Rating.