The Kingdom of Frinecia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Adimel Selid with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, complete lack of prisons, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 5.878 billion Frinecians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fristria. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Frinecian economy, worth 717 trillion Frinoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 121,986 Frinoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The official Frinecian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, practically perfect royal toddlers tend to say "regrettably not at this juncture" rather than "no", and it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frinecia's national animal is the Conejo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Frinecia is ranked 19,129^th in the world and 2^nd in CoCoPa for Nudest, with 220.75 cheeks per square mile.