Category: Capitalist Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Regional Influence: Power
Location: The Graveyard
Population | 18.763 billion |
Capital | Slumtown |
Leader | Chairman Jake Mao Paul |
Currency | cheque |
Animal | Landwhale |
The Hellhole of Fudgedup is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Jake Mao Paul with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, otherworldly petting zoo, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 18.763 billion Fudgedupians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Spirituality, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slumtown. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Fudgedupian economy, worth a remarkable 8,514 trillion cheques a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 453,796 cheques, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,554,915 per year while the poor average 14,599, a ratio of 243 to 1.
Nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience, it turns out you can put a price on sporting integrity, vehicular homicide by Fudgedupian ambassadors is a leading cause of death throughout the world's capital cities, and government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fudgedup's national animal is the Landwhale, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Fudgedup is ranked 346,194th in the world and 26th in The Graveyard for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -54.49 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Fudgedup, government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay.
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Fudgedup, vehicular homicide by Fudgedupian ambassadors is a leading cause of death throughout the world's capital cities.
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Fudgedup, it turns out you can put a price on sporting integrity.
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Fudgedup, nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience.
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Fudgedup, there's more vermin than ever on the metro.
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Fudgedup, a recent "genocide prevention" campaign includes murdering children based on their DNA.
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Fudgedup, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.
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Fudgedup, young girls often attend the same schools as their children.
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Fudgedup, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
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Fudgedup, corporations feel proud all year round.