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The Hellhole of Fudgedup

“It's just a prank bro!”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Power

Location: The Graveyard

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Fudgedup

Population18.763 billion

CapitalSlumtown
LeaderChairman Jake Mao Paul

Currencycheque
AnimalLandwhale

The Hellhole of Fudgedup is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Jake Mao Paul with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, otherworldly petting zoo, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 18.763 billion Fudgedupians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Spirituality, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slumtown. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Fudgedupian economy, worth a remarkable 8,514 trillion cheques a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 453,796 cheques, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,554,915 per year while the poor average 14,599, a ratio of 243 to 1.

Nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience, it turns out you can put a price on sporting integrity, vehicular homicide by Fudgedupian ambassadors is a leading cause of death throughout the world's capital cities, and government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fudgedup's national animal is the Landwhale, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fudgedup is ranked 346,194th in the world and 26th in The Graveyard for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -54.49 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Highest Drug Use: 4thFattest Citizens: 5thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5thMost Avoided: 7thMost Ignorant Citizens: 9thHighest Crime Rates: 10thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13thLargest Gambling Industry: 13thMost Armed: 14thMost Devout: 16thMost Primitive: 20thLargest Mining Sector: 44thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 48thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 50thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 69thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 74thMost Rebellious Youth: 88thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 116thRudest Citizens: 125thLargest Retail Industry: 126thHighest Disposable Incomes: 174thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 217thMost Corrupt Governments: 355thLargest Insurance Industry: 409thHighest Average Incomes: 820thHighest Economic Output: 1,350thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,380thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,217thMost Efficient Economies: 2,289thTop
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Most Stationary: 6,652ndMost Influential: 9,519thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,234thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,332ndNudest: 13,969thTop
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Largest Populations: 20,835thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,615thLargest Black Market: 29,522nd
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, vehicular homicide by Fudgedupian ambassadors is a leading cause of death throughout the world's capital cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, it turns out you can put a price on sporting integrity.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, there's more vermin than ever on the metro.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, a recent "genocide prevention" campaign includes murdering children based on their DNA.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, young girls often attend the same schools as their children.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, corporations feel proud all year round.

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