The Cult of Funky Kongius is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Adam Sandler with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.218 billion Space Jam fans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Bowser City. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Funky Kongiusian economy, worth 736 trillion v-bucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,665 v-bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, copyright laws have been abolished, and double-parking is on the rise as automobile numbers increase. Crime is totally unknown. Funky Kongius's national animal is the mike ehrmantrout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cubism.

Funky Kongius is ranked 68,145^th in the world and 2^nd in Treaty of Worms 2 for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.36 law-abiding acts per hour.