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The United Socialist Republic of Furballland

“Sźempa Žémķörøw Éviszar Vődavikęti Lűgaitavötìgænì!”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The North Pacific

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Furballland

Population12.357 billion

CapitalKanguszapevunn-Yúvíliq-Ğrìģorię
LeaderSzurigaph Úntiæŕlæva Ķehoriananiuautjial
FaithIndo-Tuszuvudszkhanism

CurrencyFurballlandian Zezwagat
AnimalTuszuvudszkha Deer

The United Socialist Republic of Furballland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Szurigaph Úntiæŕlæva Ķehoriananiuautjial with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, ban on automobiles, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.357 billion Furballlandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kanguszapevunn-Yúvíliq-Ğrìģorię. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Furballlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,343 trillion Furballlandian Zezwagats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 270,568 Furballlandian Zezwagats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Artists are pillars of society, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and graffiti graces every city's streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Furballland's national animal is the Tuszuvudszkha Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Indo-Tuszuvudszkhanism.

Furballland is ranked 312,759th in the world and 5,842nd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring -12.25 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 249thMost Developed: 303rdMost Pacifist: 314thMost Compassionate Citizens: 315thLongest Average Lifespans: 325thNicest Citizens: 338thHealthiest Citizens: 373rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 376thLowest Crime Rates: 390thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 407thMost Valuable International Artwork: 443rdBest Weather: 504thSafest: 520thLargest Welfare Programs: 523rdHighest Food Quality: 543rdMost Inclusive: 549thHighest Average Tax Rates: 559thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 606thLargest Governments: 691stMost Influential: 705thMost Beautiful Environments: 707thMost Cultured: 824thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 872ndMost Advanced Public Education: 941stMost Efficient Economies: 1,045thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,075thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,147thSmartest Citizens: 1,319thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,748thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,922ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,996thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,034thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,234thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,668thTop
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Most Income Equality: 3,614thHighest Average Incomes: 4,375thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,556thHighest Economic Output: 6,686thMost Secular: 14,203rdNudest: 14,979th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 15th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Pacifist: 18th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 19th in the regionNicest Citizens: 20th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionMost Developed: 25th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 25th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 26th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 26th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Inclusive: 28th in the regionSafest: 31st in the regionLargest Governments: 31st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 32nd in the regionBest Weather: 32nd in the regionMost Cultured: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 37th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 38th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 41st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 42nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 44th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 47th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 50th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 55th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 58th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 59th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 69th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 72nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 89th in the regionMost Influential: 92nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 112th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 123rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 141st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 146th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 184th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 202nd in the regionNudest: 274th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 332nd in the regionMost Secular: 425th in the regionLargest Populations: 512th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Furballland, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Furballland, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
  • : Following new legislation in Furballland, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus.
  • : Following new legislation in Furballland, artists are pillars of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Furballland, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Furballland, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • : Furballland was endorsed by The Holy Black Austria Christmas of New Chilokver.
  • : Following new legislation in Furballland, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in Furballland, patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Furballland" at foreigners.
  • : Following new legislation in Furballland, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 284 » The Rhein States, Laforeia, Shibutani, Siwale, Jeltronian WA Mission, Former English Colony, Corfad, Dreadton, Kwaj, Bagojo, Horrorlandian State, Pallaith, Bankowiata, Ethnon, Omnistria, Arucaria, Wolffoxia, Varisland, New Lakemba, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Darkanistan, Zerentopia, Koda-Land, Simone Republic, PotatoFarmers, Advancia-Sizzletown, Great Bights Mum, PlanetMercury, Laurendon, Chipoli, Sil Dorsett, Russila, North Bratislava, Rex Republic, Frances Francis the First of France, Nouvel Empire, Ennomeria, South Parter, Esperonia, Kranostav, Necromonia, Wilkshire, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Yukti, Chukstik Illahi, Pradovnia, Jinwoy, Unsophisticate, Laxoimia, Gendirt, and 234 others.Karazan, Mk Steele, Loutsland, Kandorith, Mystiquelle, Holy Marcus Empire, David Davidson, Felpolandia, Atrito, Unimaginable Doom, Yokciq Empire, Wineclaw, Northern-Kempia, Frieszia, TamilPesum, New-Ferytland, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Ishtimbine, Empy, Pinky Queen, Malta Comino Gozo, Nationeer, Xagill, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Walter Jackson, Dicko, Rionion, Old Emporia, The Windmilluminati, Azzarel, Phoronu, Soviet Terran, Etanur, Panama Coalition, Lemonbiscuits, Dacian Freelands, AmManies, Dakota Territories, Crystal Creation, Rainengrad, United States of Medford, Valentine Z, Petronellania, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, KAP03land, Bedsonya, Mesvice, Ayuzhhhhh, Frokolia, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, TyGerria, Batatoland Empire, Federation of Vanguard, Votak Matim, Allied Stumbler, Pyos Ter, Sellaeta, Izern, Zelenaya Dolina, Bardopia, Neopie, Republiqueducroissant, Aerilia, Zandos, Love Shack, Eurocom, Individualist Catopia, Khoik, Ereena, Oceanica Empire, Aeurithianar, Photan, Beliras, AJTON, Alsion, Ardok, Flahaten, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Tenana, The Union of Galaxies, Argylia, Thought Obliteration, Luniandez, New Fredoenia, The Confederate States of America, North Batica, Nevala, Tamarvand, Love And Hatred, New Cordyceps, Troll Punishers, Putzilvania, Hai Han, Mortionia, Cadonio, Misdainana, Verderiesdre, Casscata, Salzcovia, Coth Pladyia, Periklia, The Silver Vale, Solmetria, Andanavia, Caiov, Attempted Socialism, East Wali, Technocratic-european Countries, Singamadri, Andstions, Sanctum Teriaris, Ateala, The Devskian Revolutionary Republic, Republic of the Soulless Hord, PwRepublic, Paladani, Seenvorland, Opis, Neo Cheese Empire, Dagdria, Confederacy of North America, New New New Alabama, Roman Empire August, Greater Portugaliza, Lower Lsana Jes, Tanushland, Choi Hanji, Inspiratus, The Union of The People of Britannia, Clocriestes, North Arkana, Regallio, Hentaigraado, Arcriea, Free State Of Wrangler Island, Eggplant Island, Bloxian States, Kosova, Spartoi, U S Eh, Germanic Cat, Prismaria, Arostica, South Baba, Nistriabar, McMasterdonia, Ziprotscria, Borkey Kurg, Oannia, New Renardia, Minilands, Barxa, New Xyroxes, Neutral Federation of the Mountains, Selfgradatude, Valiacorkit, Eludmonden, Burback, Democratic Republic of Magley, Parpyduckland, Texaska, Everything Decided at Random, United Kahndaq, Gragadoia, Orogonia, The Jerichowan Country, Kinqueven, Altivia, Aoncarpa, The Iron Lions, The New Oceanic States, The Resoland, Yaorozu, Joevala, Democatic Donkeys, United States of Americanas, Northern Zorbrasnka, Stal Valley, Neriorki, Lugarvatn, Delitai, Vendonesam, Varithnia, Tiodann, Singaporen Empire, Juba, Zecit, Jameson Williams, Sindoesia, Halsoni, La Baja California, Esteneng, Akand Jang Braihir, Rettverborg, Avalon, Brisdon, Filbustan, Sierra Andreas, Andasai, Pazair, Tropical Coast, Hamerica, Picairn, Hellvorta, The Great Furrican Empire, Viridiann, Free Prairie Provinces, Liberate World Order, Unshleepd, Aguaria Major, Broatiana, Glissbotia, Czerka, Kelvaros Prime, Ancap North Korea, Jughru, Kainin, Chao Phraya River, Freedom and Democratic Socialist, Free Azrelia, Pineappleistania, Orbundao, Lotion Empire, Lucasoland, UNION KINGDOMS, Kazanqa, Nadlo, Shrikisthan, Greater Cyrodil, The Realm of Dorne, Lavrentia, Neptunian Military Administration, and New Chilokver.

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