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The North Pacifican Extravaganza of Furballland in TNP

“Sźempa Žémķörųw Éviszar Vődavikęti Lűgaitavötģgęnģ!”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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Furballland in TNP

Population3.988 billion

CapitalKangaszupevunn
LeaderSzurigaph Śntięŕlęva Ķehoriananiuautjial
FaithSzwartschzerveéklędszser

CurrencyFurballlandian Zezwagat
AnimalTuszuvudszkha Deer

The North Pacifican Extravaganza of Furballland in TNP is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Szurigaph Śntięŕlęva Ķehoriananiuautjial with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, soft-spoken computers, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.988 billion Furballlandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kangaszupevunn. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Furballlandian economy, worth 487 trillion Furballlandian Zezwagats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 122,188 Furballlandian Zezwagats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, tabloids publicly shun nurses for not calling home on the weekends, graffiti graces every city's streets, and arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Furballland in TNP's national animal is the Tuszuvudszkha Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Szwartschzerveéklędszser.

Furballland in TNP is ranked 6,357th in the world and 294th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 110.79 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Income Equality: 1,138thMost Pacifist: 2,879thTop
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Safest: 3,271stMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,422ndLargest Welfare Programs: 4,546thNicest Citizens: 4,743rdBest Weather: 5,294thHealthiest Citizens: 5,787thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,868thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,987thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,232ndLowest Crime Rates: 6,357thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,612thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,861stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,235thMost Cultured: 8,470thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,728thMost Secular: 10,991stMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,157thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,412thSmartest Citizens: 13,611thTop
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Largest Governments: 14,887thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,597thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,123rdMost Subsidized Industry: 22,851st
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Most Income Equality: 36th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 163rd in the regionSafest: 173rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 197th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 254th in the regionNicest Citizens: 264th in the regionBest Weather: 284th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 293rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 294th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 294th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 296th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 298th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 299th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 317th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 317th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 375th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 405th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 406th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 534th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 539th in the regionLargest Governments: 616th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 639th in the region

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